Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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