Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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