Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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