think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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