Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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