no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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