i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Randomize
