the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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