My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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