Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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