OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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