Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i now understand why vodka
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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