My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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