Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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