This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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