And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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