No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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