Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
