I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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