Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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