All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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