youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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