Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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