Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
im calling her cock vulture from now on
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
that may or may not have been my penis.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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