So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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