No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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