I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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