You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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