Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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