yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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