I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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