you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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