when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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