so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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