You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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