Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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