I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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