Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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