hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
honey bunches of taint.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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