I showed him my bush... on skype.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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