we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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