Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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