I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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