The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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