any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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