How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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