Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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