YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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