I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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