What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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